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Sorry, but when your an old fart above the age of 32, you just have to accept the fact that any day, could be your time to go. - Ritalincel

havent you read the Ray Peat balding guide?

very good read btw, main tips from the book

be an ethnic with negro dna
castrate yourself with 0 fat
sleep all day in parents house to avoid stress - Rupert Pupkin

You’re a self hating black guy who despises the fact that he’s perceived as black by the entire world, so you cling to the idea that people can’t tell the difference between you and a mexican.

You cling to ideas like that you have “loose textured hair” hoping that actually makes any difference in how you’re perceived when it doesn’t, at all. You are black, there’s nothing wrong with that uncle tom, don’t start calling me “massa” you self hating cuck, disgraceful.

everyone who sees you sees you as black, even other latinos. I bet you annoy them constantly asking for confirmation that you “don’t look black” and some of them might even lie to you just so you’ll stfu. - loksr

ngl when someone calls me a wagie or wageslave i take it as a compliment

without working i get mentally ill very fast, i need that human to human interaction which some here try to replicate by sending eachother bathroom selfies via pm - Rupert Pupkin

Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "cope" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells can't ever send signals to each other to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me I'm so funny COPE! Its so funny and quirky right guys? - N/A

There's some shit going on with Black people right now. There's a civil war going on with Black people, and there's two sides: there's Black people and there's niggas. The niggas have got to go. Every time Black people wanna have a good time, ignorant-ass niggas fuck it up. Can't do shit! Can't do shit without some ignorant-ass nigga fucking it up. Can't do nothing. Can't keep a disco open more than 3 weeks! Grand opening, grand closing! Can't go to a movie the first week it comes out! Why? 'Cause niggas are shooting at the screen. What kind of ignorant shit is that? "Hey, this is a good movie, this is so good I gotta bust a cap in here!"

Hey, I love black people, but I hate niggas, boy. Boy, I hate niggas. Boy, I wish they'd let me join the Klu Klux Klan! Shit, I'd do a drive-by from here to Brooklyn. I'm tired of niggas, man! You can't have shit when you around niggas. You can't have shit when you around niggas. You can't have shit! You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morning, paint it white, hope niggas think it's a bassinet. Can't have shit in your house! Why?! Because niggas will break into your house. Niggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, "I heard you got robbed." Nigga, you know you robbed me. You ain't hear shit 'cause you was doing shit!

You know the worst thing about niggas? Niggas always want some credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What are you talking about?" What kind of ignorant shit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker! - N/A

congrats you "won" at life according to autists here. You passed on your genes you totally mog me living comfortably with plenty of money and self employed fucking teen girls weekly but I am clearly the loser

You should feel good man you're a winner. You accomplished the only thing that matters in life, you dont have to worry anymore you're a winner, a genetic winner. Who cares that u cant pay child support, why would u care man you won. Do you get it yet YOURE A WINNER


and some smartass is going to simply quote reply to this thread thinking hes so clever simply saying "he did though"

iq levels are high as ever in the PSL world , you fucking faggots - Amnesia
 
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his brain has developed an ingenious coping mechanism that prevents him from any bad reaction. any bad look or reaction is evaluated by his brain as an IOI and and counts it as potential slay.... thats what he writes about all the time here. - Rupert Pupkin
 
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