What’s the best defense against a Pittbull attack?

[KJ]

I’m thinking a machete gash towards the throat?

 

[KJ]

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[PUFAconsumer]

if there is a fence just run toward the direction without an exit. they are dumb asf they will run that way instead of towards the exit

 

[KJ]

if there is a fence just run toward the direction without an exit. they are dumb asf they will run that way instead of towards the exit

In a scenario where someone’s being attacked by one, I think it’s best to either grab the dog’s hind legs and basically split it open, like a chicken, kind of, or slit it’s throat.

 

[PUFAconsumer]

In a scenario where someone’s being attacked by one, I think it’s best to either grab the dog’s hind legs and basically split it open, like a chicken, kind of, or slit it’s throat.

then drain the meat from its throat upside down make it halal and bake that shit
slather bbq sauce and rance yum