LMAO I accidently flirted with an ugly chick at Safeway

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I was picking up a door dash order at Safeway and it was 3 bottles of rose

I got stoned before working also

I went through self checkout but an employee has to scan your id

I was zoinked so I guess I didn't really move out of her way and we were really close

also because I had been hitting my dab pen the past few days so my voice was hella deep

I said "hey thank you" but like in pop smoke voice right in her ear

she got kinda startled but then she giggled and said "well you enjoy that rose" and pointed at my bottles

I would usually just say thanks and walk away but because I was stoned I was like "come on now, how you gonna expose. man for getting rose in front of everybody"

she laughed and I said "we're gonna say I'm buying this for my sister" which doesn't even make any sense but I was zooted

she laughed some more while I bagged up my shit

then as I was leaving she FUCKING WINKED AT ME

I wasn't even trying to flirt with this chick brah

bitch was like 30 summ with tats
 
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